The Devils Due: The Case of Gerald Mayo v. Satan
Picture this— It’s 1971, a year buzzing with rebellion, counterculture, and, apparently, lawsuits against the Devil himself. Yes, you heard that right. This real-life legal case brought by Gerald Mayo, a 22-year-old prisoner, has the bizarre distinction of being one of the most unusual in American judicial history. The case is called Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff, and it reads like something out of a supernatural thriller.
Our protagonist, Gerald Mayo, found himself sitting in a prison cell after committing a series of high-level crimes – severe enough charges that it landed him in Pittsburg’s Western Penitentiary, a maximum security prison. With each passing day, Mayo’s anger and resentment towards his prison sentence grew. He wondered why he chose this path in life. What caused him to commit treachery? Was he misguided or provoked by an external force? Did he even have a choice at all?
As far as Mayo was concerned, he wasn’t to blame for his situation. Nope, not him. In a rather audacious move, Mayo decided to place the responsibility squarely on the shoulders of none other than Satan. That’s right: Satan, the religious Prince of Darkness. Mayo argued that the Devil, along with his legion of minions, had conspired against him, wreaking havoc on his life and eventually causing him to end up behind bars. So, what’s a man to do when he feels wronged by the ultimate evil? Sue, of course.
In a federal court in Pennsylvania, Mayo filed a complaint against Satan, accusing him of causing “misery” in his life and preventing him from succeeding. The filing was as serious as it was surreal, with Mayo asking for relief from Satan’s alleged wrongdoings. The legal action raised an otherworldly question: could the Devil be sued in an American court?
If you’re thinking, “No way, this must have been thrown out immediately,” you’re not entirely wrong. What’s fascinating, however, is the judge’s response. Rather than just dismissing it outright for absurdity, the court considered the case long enough to write a formal opinion. The judge ruled that Mayo’s case couldn’t go forward for a few reasons. First, Mayo failed to establish personal jurisdiction over the Devil, and even the Prince of Darkness is subject to legal technicalities. The court also questioned how Mayo planned to serve Satan with legal notice. After all, there’s no clear address for the Underworld in the postal service’s directory. But perhaps the most clever point the court made was that even if Satan could be sued, Mayo needed to provide evidence that other people who have suffered under Satan’s influence were as equally troubled and unable to succeed in life. In other words, just because the Devil allegedly had it out for you doesn’t mean you can’t make something of yourself. The case was formally dismissed on November 9, 1971— but not before it etched itself into legal history as one of the weirdest, most eyebrow-raising cases ever filed.
To this day, Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff remains a source of fascination, a bizarre blend of law, religion, and a touch of the supernatural. It’s a reminder that, no matter how strange things may seem, there’s always someone who’ll take their grievances to court — even if their opponent happens to be the Devil himself.
So next time you think you’ve heard it all, just remember: one man once tried to hold Satan accountable in a U.S. court of law… and, in a way, lost his case to the ultimate legal loophole.